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Eric Cantor adds shifty amendment to STOCK Act, possibly to protect his own...
Eric Cantor! It’s me, Jesus. I’m here to talk to you for a minute. No, no, I don’t blame you for what your people did to me. What? No, I don’t blame you for being a Republican, either, even if your...
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John Boehner Visits Chabad to celebrate their mutual Media-Whoring
One of these things, is not like the other, and is only caring about Chabad in Florida so that the ‘JEWS’ will vote for his party in the upcoming midterm elections. Boehner said that although he had...
View ArticleFunny Girl Sarah Silverman cuts through the Bullshit
Sarah Silverman wants you to know all about the dumb voter ID laws developing around the country. Laws that clearly try to fuck over the old, the foreign, and the young. All of whom tend to vote...
View Article5 people who are moving to Israel post election
I love people who don’t understand the economic and political differences between countries. Like moving to a country you side with strategically means they will succumb to your social and economic...
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Ari Fleischer Opens Mouth, Inserts Foot
What’s it like being a Republican? I’ve always wanted to know. I want to live in a world were money doesn’t mean anything, but money is everything. Where expensive call girls eat up a day’s salary....
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GOP Valentine’s Day Cards are back!
GOP Valentines Day cards are back and more confusing than ever! Out of all the one liners in the world, this is what they put out? C’mon. My mother could make better Barney Frank jokes and she doesn’t...
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Congressional Republicans hate Israel
While much of the country is focusing on Obama’s trip to Israel, TPM reports that Congressional Republicans were invited along on Air Force one for the Jerusalem state dinner. This includes prominent...
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Now We Get to Think About John McCain/Strippers. Together.
John McCain, being the “maverick” he is made the executive decision to out-weiner Anthony Weiner this week. That’s right, he thought the weird sexual crap happening in politics just wasn’t enough this...
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Republicans Hijack Obama’s Hipster Meme
The Obama administration is getting destroyed on the technology side of everything they do concerning healthcare reform. Their website is shit because they didn’t hire a company that makes good...
View ArticleThe New Hipster Republican
The Republicans were jealous that Obama has a hipster, but they don’t. So they found a new Warby Parker wearing hipster to shell out terrible viral ideas to the rich trust fund masses. His name is...
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